Category: Joke Board
Money Jar
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the
bar.
It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills. The man guesses there must
be thousands
of dollars there. He approaches the bartender and asks him: "What's up with
the
jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests then you
get
all of the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar
with the
other bills . . .
Bartender: "Ok, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that
whole
gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face
while
doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth.
You
have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman
up-stairs
who's never had an orgasm in her life. You got to make things right for
her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot, I won't do
it.
You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier
from
there . . .
Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big
slurp. Tears
are streaming down his cheeks but he does not make a face. Next he staggers
out
back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear
barking,
screams, yelps and growling, and eventually silence . . .
Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the
bar,
his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body . . .
"Now," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"